This Week 19/5
“Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.” Paul Rodriguez
“I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.” Lily Tomlin
“Right I am going to get many of my facts from Wikipedia on this one so any complaints on facts and them being incorrect we can blame the crowd sourced world of the internet.” PB TP
“He is not what I would call a good guy, but yeah, I understand much about him and sympathise with him” Lars Von Trier on the misunderstood tiny moustache man.
” You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows, and attest that Enron has 9 cows.” ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC
“The Misuse of Drugs Act has passed its sell-by date,” Jonathan Birdwell. “the government should introduce a harmful substances control act that would change how all psychoactive substances, including alcohol and tobacco, are controlled.” Drug laws
Something really not right there…
Right, I’m guilty, now can you go easy on my rape charge? Better still, it’s only date rape so you may as well let me off, eh. Jump in JSA claimants, the queen refuses to drink Guinness in Ireland. What is the world coming to? Still, least we’re not Theresa May at the police conference or Dominique Strauss-Kahn in a hotel suite in New York eh.?
Here’s how slow I am with twatter. If you hash tag (see how 3.0 I am) #superinjunction you find em all out. Don’t even need the News of the World anymore…
My, my I am behind with the Timewasters Letters
As I spent my Wednesday evening staring at the back end of a R$N the wonder ‘Prime’ befell my eyes… jesus, is that what they think people need on a Wed night. A predictable, pretty much unwatchable piece of cack with Uma Thurman in. How can people be allowed to make such nonsense?
I think I found a Cliff record I liked on the weekend!
Fire in a Babylon – soon come
Sven’s in town this weekend!
Take picture of Space Shuttle in sky from plane with iphone.
Snake Oil? Nice Information is Beautiful visual on scientific evidence of health supplements. Dark chocolate, green tea, garlic devil’s claw and peppermint for me then. Doesn’t sound like too bad a diet to be fair.
Amazingly elaborate mobile phone advert… wonderfully Japanese. The art of going viral.
Tiny pieces of paper open up as they absorb water:
God, sometimes I’m having a little look-see for vaguely amusing (to my little mind) bits and pieces and you just know when you come across a really badly designed site with ‘comic’ writing the humour’s going to be horrendous. Check this one for instance. I’m not just being a font/design snob… maybe one could say the same about R$N who likes sht fonts…
And we’ll leave you on a rather beautiful little note with all of Billy Joel’s songs played together. Apparently according to Nasty round his parts he’s known as Billy ‘tea leaf’ Joel, ripping this track off an old Bradford Bahamas track back in ’09… robber! See you ALFOS tonight daan Drop w/ Wevvers & Johnstonian.