This Week 15/9

A wise man once said, “never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.”Frank Zappa via Luke Solomon

“Introducing the Subscribe Button.
Now you can let anyone get things you share publicly right in their News Feeds.”
Wow facebook your English astounds me. Innovation at prime levels too. Are you turning into Google Buzz?

“I’m bout to cop a Katie perry song on iTunes f&*k yall dont care if u judge me haha” Very good then. Who’s says twitter’s full of banalities…

“Some days I dont really wake up at all. Not completely. Basic motor functions are intact, but in general its a fudge. Reality refuses to manifest completely a confusion of barely understood stimuli with the singular intent of distracting and bewildering me.” JC TWNR

“It’s a baseball cap, it’s on backwards, you’re a c%$&.” AK

“Guy’s I don’t care how tough you think you are, nothing hits harder than life!” Jonny Sarhanis

“How can you use ‘foresook’ that’s not the right tense you twt.” Oh but I beg to differ! 

You’ll forgive the cat image… again! I didn’t want to put up some nice picture of the sun and blue sky and stuff for fear of coming across like a gloating gary…trust you’ve been good n’ all. Hang on, I’ve found a much better one… there we go, Zappa. Looks better, is more relevant and isn’t more bloody cats! Can you believe you’re getting this on a Thursday for once eh?! Got some right little crackers this week too. 

So Australia offers 3rd gender on passport. 

DJ Mehdi gone too soon – sad news. RIP.

Test your political compass – “I’m just to the right of the Dalai Lama” AK

Guess the brit

Not real but very funny. 

Arsecandle – Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and ‘scented’ candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

Haha – juvenile, yes. funny, yes

Can you name anymore of the UAE states apart from Dubai & Abu Dhabi? I had no idea about any of the others!

Dutch woman ‘called boyfriend 65,000 times – sure this wasn’t related to Pete Tong’s alleged wife?!

66 schoolchildren in an 8 seater mini-van in China… to be fair they don’t look too distressed!a

Doctors replace man’s severed thumb with big toe

Did you know that Iran accounts for over 50% of all Pistachios produced worldwide? I didn’t because they don’t sell them to the UK – the Spanish love em over here tho! 

Frenchman ordered to pay damages due to lack of sex

L: 

ha ha, I’m a junglistic man

“This is the most scary thing that i have seen for a long time. Think of the amount of money in the tv industry, and that this is what gets made.

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