This Week 1/2/12/11

Commentary

"Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future. Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered." Brilliant

"Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

"Freedom of speech? Yeah, right. If any nurse or dinner lady tried to abuse #Clarkson back, he'd take out a super-injunction to stop them." @PiersMorgan

"…and so into the mindset of a goat" The One Show

"Because he's irresponsible, left wing and weak" Oooh, Cameron ya bitch. You really put Ed in his place there didn't you?! The latest playground insult for adults? You're so 'leftwing' Put me down any.

"The oil museum in Midland, Texas is called the Louvre of Oil museums." I'm there.

And so, into advent we go… belatedly I appreciate.

Righty-ho then… got no idea where I'm at this week. I know that will come as no surprise that to those that do read this weekly drivel – apparently there is some too, I even get emails n' stuff telling me people do read it. So I guess I should basically shut up and get on with it shouldn't I? Yes good, I will then. Computer's almost fixed tho which is another not to moan about. Running out of options here… god, is that the time. I think you'll be getting this Friday morning. Oh you are… yeah so misery averted, you really should read that Hadron Collider piece in full about the bloke being arrested claiming he's from the future. It's amazing!

Also, I don't know about you but I for one have been waiting for a loooooong time for the Levellers app. Gutted I just got rid of my arsephone!

'Seriously, get in to this there's some amazing stuff on there. teach your self- mechanical engineering!' S. Macri – nice one, this is amazing. Really amazing. Video lectures on pretty much anything. I'm off to get me's another education.

L: Fascinating talk about the coming end of the world but not nearly as depressing as it sounds!

I'm not one for end of year best ofs…. but this is a rather refreshing poll, well it's the most refreshing albums of 2011 via iso50. Niceness.

Christ, I sadly got well into that program on channel 4 about Brit bargain hunters… I mean I draw the line at picking up roadkill and the cohort calls me a tight btd but… you know, as the lady said; we don't earn anymore than anyone else but we can afford to do good stuff like go on holiday. Anyway… dunno what I'm tryin to saying here but…

OK, so ignore the really annoying commentary but a dog that walks on it's hands whilst pissing is pretty odd.

Not that I'm coming back to the Mail… again! But this is a fun load of shots of bullets going through stuff.

Talking of free stuff.

Quite a funny picture:

Ignore the over the top hyberbole but this is a really interesting post on 7 Movies That Put Insane Work Into Details You Didn't NoticeRead more: 7 Movies That Put Insane Work Into Details You Didn't Notice

Dear Photograph – i've actually got one of them from Malaysia actually. Should get that up there.

3D Printer replicates wrench. Ummm… wtf. Questionable music but it's amazing…

Me mate Mick… yeah the Northern one's mobile phone orchestra. Ooh there's my big head in it too:

Ace… I've just discovered my new favourite tweeter. RuperMurdochPR – Not Rupert Murdoch. I've just spent the last 10 mins going through chuckling to myself and excessively 'retweeting'. Think I might just leave you with it: