This Week in Holy family rambles from Nazareth to Bethlehem & worlds ends.

This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? 
Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.” 

"Two thousand years ago, the Holy family had a ramble from Nazareth to Bethlehem – in much the same way as I'm having a ramble from Norwich to Swaffham. Although I'm not comparing myself to Jesus – I don't want to get bogged down in that whole controversy again." Alan Partridge

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen. Sean Hughes

"Santa saw your Facebook status's… he's getting you a dictionary for Christmas."

"It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas." Ronald Reagan

"Beyond 2012: Why the World Won't End Dec. 21, 2012 won't be the end of the world as we know, however, it will be another winter solstice (6 months to my bday, Ed(itor!)  Contrary to some of the common beliefs out there, the claims behind the end of the world quickly unravel when pinned down to the 2012 timeline." NASA Scientists answer questions on 2012 topics

 "Instagram is now the new iStockPhoto, except they won't have to pay you anything to use your images." Instagram says it now has the right to sell your photos – go forth and share, share! 

Gun Lobby Speaks: We Need More Guns, Especially in Schools
""I think there should at least be a discussion of that," McDonnell said during a public Q&A Tuesday. "If people were armed, not just a police officer, but other school officials who were trained and chose to have a weapon, certainly there would be an opportunity to stop aggressors trying to come into the school, so I think that’s a reasonable discussion that ought to be had." 
Nice one.

Well then, white bearded man time almost here… I dunno about you but I want to Skrillex everybody.

Wow… a bit about stars… one to completely freak the cohort out! 

"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY." … jesus!!

Been enjoying shopping online this Xmas… the question is, did Amazon need to wrap my order of bubble wrap in bubble wrap?


I'm going to watch TV on my side…

Right, R$N is off to rest its brain… it thanks you for all the time you have invested in reading htis nonsense each week this year. 
R$N loves you. 
It wishes you some peace and food. 
It will speak to you next week.