The Week in Burgers

"Camilla on the phone, worried that "the interweb has gone". The DoE thinks she's trying to find Ceefax." Elizabeth Windsor ‏ @Queen_UK

"Abu Qatadar… I mean ave a banana."

"Tourettes means I have conversations with amazing… biscuit."  Jess Thorn's Biscuit Tourettes Tics. I know it's not funny… but as Jess says "The point of Tourettes Hero is to celebrate the creativity and humour with Tourettes and to reclaim the laughter associated with it."

"Right now, the US is poised to pass a new law that would permit US agents to spy on almost everything we do online.  Companies that 'we trust' with our personal information, like Microsoft and Facebook, are key supporters of this bill that lets corporations share all user activity and content with US government agents without needing a warrant in the name of cyber-security — nullifying privacy guarantees for almost everyone around the world, no matter where we live and surf online." Stop people watching me watching cats right now. 

"You would type in three digits. You would watch the ticker twirl through the pages and for some obscure reason miss the one you were after, so you'd use the remote to hide it and watch Neighbours while you waited. Then you'd put it back on and find that the article was on page 7 of 9, so you'd go back to Neighbours again, but then next time you checked in it would have jumped to 2 of 9, so you would cut your losses and start there. You would finish the three paragraphs on display and drum your fingers for ages while you waited for the next lot. Then you would accidentally hit the green button and find yourself on the weather." Ceefax: The death of a classic text

Burgers eh…? So much so, they put it on a jumper!

How do you know how good a DJ is? By your social media stats of course? topdeejays.com – that's how good they are. Note: Skillex is 'down 1' – losing his crown? All my favourites in the top 5 tho…
Jesus, Daft Punk with at no. 10 with 6.3million facebook fans… the only vaguely credible entrance into the Top 10. There is some hope!

Man quits life to live in a cave. I think I may join him,

What are the odds?

uniqlo calendar – quite interesting.

A View Of The US-Mexican Border:

More shortly… must send before midnight for once! x