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Dubstep’s an omnipresent genre. With so many permutations nowadays it’s almost become a redundant term, siphoned off into grime, garage and 2-step. Suddenly I recall my review of James Blake’s Cmyk EP in my quest for vinyl. Without hesitation I head to boutique store Boomkat.com to acquire said release. It becomes apparent that I don’t maintain my opinion in solidarity; the review reads Massively anticipated soul futurism from James Blake.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but soul futurism doesn’t seem to mean anything. By definition it’s impossible for electronic music to have ‘soul’; and futurism?! Are you just a massive James Blunt? Its as though Dan Ashcrofts idiots have been drafted to categorise music with the brief Use words, etc. Thats well no way, yeah.
Another one, referring to Joy Orbisons Hyph Mngo. That ubiquitous track managed to single-handedly haul the UK out of recession by the sheer power of hands-in-the-air. Have you considered that no, this didnt or couldnt possibly happen. I can see the metaphorical relevance of hauling the UK out of recession with ones hands, but as a credible solution perhaps suggest it to Mr. Zoponopolis.
Thats it. Ive had enough. I cant find any music I want that doesnt carry a preposterous tagline. Although retro glitch dance sounds interesting. Whos Cher?
By Jules Hallam