DEAR R$N… OURVERY OWN AGONY AUNT IS HERE
Are you tired with the taste of bitter tears, bittering up your bitter black coffee every morning? Do your housemates often say things like “Hey bro i really liked your abstract take on Spandau Ballet’s ‘True’ last night” when really it was just you wailing yourself to sleep?
Here at R$N, we understand. We want to absorb your woe and regurgitate it back to you in soft, delicate advice, much like a mother bird feeding worms to it’s young in that weird, regurgitate-y way they do.
That’s why we have decided to placate your misery with a weekly R$N Agony Aunt column.
Feel free to inundate us with your angst but do not feel ashamed, as all questions will be kept anonymous.
Email email@example.com – don’t be shy now… and we’ll do our best to help… anonymously of course!
Love Marjorie R$N x
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