Black Cats Rejected For ‘Not Looking Good In Selfies’

For shame, British public, for shame! The trusty black cat has been an institution in this country for some time yet some of us are shallow enough to feel that they are no longer a viable option as they might not look good enough in selfies. This isn't just some Ransom Note rambling, this news comes straight from the RSPCA.

Thanks to the vacuous state of the general public, image has become more important than anything else – something which the Instagram generation need to realise is desperately wrong. These black cats, and apparently black dogs, are being rejected due to the inability to see their more defining features whilst tabby cats become the new animal accessory.

Go out there and prove these people wrong! Get yourself a black cat, or ten. They're lucky after all.

Don't be cat racist.