Asking For A Friend #8
In what might just be our very favourite batch of questions yet (prepare for a cracker about DOOF DOOF), Mitch Davis's friend has once more pulled through with a batch of questions that have come our way via Mitch to help keep you entertained at all hours of the day. What am I waffling on for? Go on, treat yourself to some giggles;
How do you rub out tattoo writing? Asking for a friend.
What do people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all their free time? Asking for a friend.
Ladies. Is this an erotic look for a chubby funster? Asking for a friend.
Is this deep ouse enough to go for a cheeky Nandos with the ladz? Asking for a friend.
Is there an agency you sign up with to become a male gigolo? Asking for a friend.
How do you convince a Buddhist friend that he owes you money from three lives ago? Asking for a friend.
Are these KFC chickens genetically modified? Asking for a friend.
What should you put on your Facebook relationship status if you have an imaginary girlfriend? Asking for a friend.
How do you print out .gif files so the image still moves? Asking for a friend.
Do disabled elderly pregnant children even exist? Asking for a friend.
Anyone know the name of this house record? It's got a drum that goes doof doof doof doof. Asking for a friend.
Why am I so fucking handsome? It's just ridiculous. Asking for a friend.
When will I, will I be famous? Asking for a friend.
Are Grolsch bottle tops on ya shoes still a thing? Asking for a friend.
Is it true that if you're a virgin until you're 45 you then become a wizard? Asking for a friend.
Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.
Joining The Circus
What to do for British politics?
Solidarity with Ukraine
URL vs. IRL
Do DJs Today Need Social Media to Be Heard?
I Hear (Borusiade Remix)
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