Die Cut #9 – Lionheart
I'm in Berlin right now sorting out some stuff, but I haven't forgotten you at all. I think about you all the time and all the bad things that are going on.
Last Sunday I saw myself thrown into the position of having to reanimate a guy who started to have a fit in front of me, and then a heart attack, while having to wait for the ambulance for 20 minutes, which had been called before all this happened, as the guy was seriously off his tits! The poor fellas heart came back and he was fine after first chewing up his tongue, spitting blood and foam. It's great that the NHS gets cut! Who needs them anyway if we have people like me and you, who can easily do all these things, without any post traumatic stress disorder. I think next week, when I'm back in London, I might go to the royal hospital and do my first heart transplant on some dude who really needs it! I´m quite good with scissors and kitchen knives. And I'm used to work long hours under lots of stress! Easy stuff. It's just a heart.
There is more to Mr Green. Our friend Dodgy D actually gets advice from him and gave him a job in 2010 to review government spending and procurement. OMG OMG ALARM ALARM ALARM! Do you see the red lights? I do!
The Phil and Tina Green are £3.2bn times green. That's some green. But how does it look now?