Asking For A Friend #99

Oh jeez, I have to write this fucking intro again? OK gather round children, you all know the drill – this is Asking For A Friend, so strap in, drop a tab and do keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Please be aware that Ransom Note will not be liable for any nightmares, panic attacks or soiled underwear that you may have as a result of looking at these images…

Anyone seen the family pet? Answers to the name Onion Slag, last seen at King's Cross.
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Are these trendy?
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Anyone want to buy a wasp nest on a doll? Ideal for a weird child or a goth.
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Anyone want to buy a rare quoll egg?
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Will you get into Berghain looking like this? 
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Are you luxury?
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Has anyone got the schytts?
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Someone call a cab?
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Anyone want to buy some artisan NASA safety goggles for the eclipse?
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If I eat activated almonds and emu meatballs everyday will I stop being a div? 
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If ghosts aren't real how do you explain this photo then? 
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Will I get into Berghain like this?
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Where can you buy angel dust?
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Bitcoins just bought off eBay, where can you spend them?
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Why does everyone hate me?
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Anyone looking to adopt a kid?
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