Asking For A Friend #93

There will come a time in your life where you will ask yourself a series of questions… Am I happy with who I am? Am I happy with the people around me? Am I happy with what I'm doing? Am I happy with the way my life is going? Do I have a life or am I just living?

OR

What the fuck is covfefe?

Let's find some answers people…

Anyone want cheap press passes for Glastonbury? £900 each.
Asking for a friend.

When we leave Europe, can we go somewhere sunnier, like The Caribbean or The Maldives? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a lift to Alfresco today?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a room to rent in Hatfield?
Must like dogs.
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got £2 to spare?
Asking for a friend.

What the fuck is covfefe?
Asking for everyone.

Anyone got a fucking light? 
Asking for a friend.

Like my new Yeezy shoes? 
Asking for a friend.