Asking For A Friend #78

I wish I had a friend. There is far too much nonsense kicking around up there to be able to make much sense of life. Anyway, a man who seems to find himself in this position fairly regularly is Mitch Davis. Maybe me and him should be friends, pair up and talk about shambolic stuff. 

There are far too many unanswered questions in this life and very little clear cut answers. We all have that one bloke who likes to think out loud in the pub right? Yeah, we do. Course, so anyway, here is ours and here are his questions from the past week… Heaven help us!

Anyone for tennis? 
Asking for a friend.

Is there a doctor in the house? 
Asking for a friend.

Is it wrong for a 45 year old bloke to get excited over a new film about space monsters and robots and shit?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for a bit of company this Xmas?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a light? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy an upcycled artisan book shelf. 
Asking for a friend.

Would this suit an aging 45 year old acid house veteran?
Asking for a friend.