Asking For A Friend #70

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

If you wear this on the tube, will you finally make friends with people?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy VIP passes for Kraftwerk at Royal Albert Hall? £500
Asking for a friend.

Are there any parties on this weekend? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this for sticking chickens to interior walls?
Asking for a friend.

Can anyone help lure a dragon?
Asking for a friend.

Where's the best place to scare people in Norfolk?
Asking for a friend.