Asking For A Friend #58

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone want to be a post EU, pagan Olde English celebration outfit? Ideal for stalking too.

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Will this outfit give me the ability to fly away somewhere nicer? 

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Why isn't Robbie Fowler playing?

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When is Roy gonna bring on Michael Owen? 

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Is this smart enough for a job interview at the Carphone Warehouse? 

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Anyone like to dine in my new restaurant?

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Is this water safe to jump into?

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Will this Brexit bollocks make cocaine and MDMA more expensive? 

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Where are these located?

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Do you like my new bobble hat?

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Anyone want to buy a bespoke suit? Ideal for funerals, weddings or orgies.

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