Asking For A Friend #51

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

These little wooden sex houses with the hole for your cock, that people hang in trees. 
Are they meant for little birds? 

Asking for a friend.

Why only Monday's and Thursday's? 

Asking for a bus driver.

Anyone got any skins?

Asking for a friend.

Is it odd for a middle aged bloke to put eyes on fruit because he's so lonely?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a very rare Panini football sticker? 

Asking for a friend.