Asking For A Friend #48

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 

Anyone looking for a mobile disc jockey? Weddings, funerals and kids parties, no job to big or small. 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a trendy new bike? 
Asking for a friend.

Would this perm suit a 45 year old bloke with greying hair?
Asking for a friend.

Do you like my new wave perm?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a George Michael looky likey?
Asking for a friend.

If I wear this will I get a DJ gig in Las Vegas? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a neon sign?
Asking for a friend.

Is this suitable attire if one is off to meet Liz Windsor later?
Asking for a friend.