Asking For A Friend #43

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 

Would you like to taste my Noblice?
Asking for a friend.

What is sub-ohm vaping?
Asking for nobody ever.

Anyone know where my nearest Farmfoods is?
Asking for a friend.

Is it wrong to let your kid watch Scarface? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy an artisan meal for one? 99p. 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone seen any rhinos around these parts?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone recommend a good barber?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone heading to Bloc this week that can help carry a few supplies in?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to pre-order my new album?
Asking for a friend.