Asking For A Friend #42

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 

Are Burger King buns gluten free?

Asking for a friend.

Wath's the meaning of life?

Asking for a friend.

Has anyone found my precious ring?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone lost a cat?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone see ma durg?

Asking for a friend.

Will these look good with red leather hot pants?

Asking for a friend.

Will these go well with white denim hot pants and black socks?

Asking for a friend.

Shall I get a tattoo like this?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for an artisan personal trainer?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pair of artisan vegan moleskine shoes. Only worn once.

Asking for a friend.

Anyone need an artisan bespoke cake decorator for special occasions, birthdays, funerals and orgies etc

Asking for a friend.

What seems to be the problem officer?

Asking for a friend.