Asking For A Friend #39

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 

Does this colour look ok? 
Asking for a friend.

Any promoters want to book my new band? 
Asking for a friend.

Should we change our band name?
Asking for a friend.

Do you want to be in my gang?
Asking for a friend.

Does my bum look big in these?
Asking for a friend.

Does the hat go with my trunks? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this an appropriate gift for Valentine's Day?
Asking for a friend.

Is there a special number for alien entities…or do you just dial 999?
Asking for a friend.

Is this top and necklace sexy enough to go on the pull in Clacton tonight? 

Asking for a friend.