Asking For A Friend #37

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 

Are there any tractor dealerships in Hertfordshire?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for a part time cleaner?
Asking for a friend.

Is my new coat too see through?
Asking for a friend.

How long does Farfalle pasta take to cook?
Asking for a friend.

Does this new hair style suit me?
Asking for a friend.

Why haven't I got any friends?
Asking for a friend.

Was this worth paying the extra £500 for?
Asking for a friend.

Where's the nearest dump around here?
Asking for a friend.