Asking For A Friend #26

As we turn the corner of 25 and move into the second half of the almighty 50, or reach the halfway point if you're a bit of a pedant and want to do things annually, there's no sign of Mitch Davis letting up with the relentless stream of questioning from his erstwhile friends. You know exactly what you're in for by now so we'll hand you straight over to Mitch and his 'friend' and the above image;

Are these ok to wear on a first date with a vegan lady? Asking for a friend.

Did NASA really land this pretend spaceship on the moon? Asking for a friend.

Do you think Mike Leigh would make my journals into a film? Asking for Solomun.

Why can't I get a date on Tinder? Asking for a friend.

If the techno DJs you manage dress like this, will they get more gigs? Asking for a friend.

How do you get egg off your River Island suit? Asking for a friend of Cameron.

If your bowel movements ground a jumbo jet, should you see a doctor? Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a box canvas print of meow meow snorting dogger Paul Ross? Asking for Paul Ross.

Can anyone carry me around tomorrow in my new Rick Owens gear? Asking for a friend.

If I wear these to Aldi will the checkout lady give me a discount for being so sexy? Asking for a friend.

Is this look scary enough to jump out on people down dark alleys? Asking for a friend.

Is my new lodger a drug dealer? Asking for a friend.

Can anyone get any good pills at the mo? Asking for a friend.

Is it ok to walk around naked if you're a bald Sasquatch? Asking for a friend.

Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.