Asking For A Friend #111

There's always that one bloke in the pub who does his thinking out loud. That guy who doesn't hesitate before immediately throwing out the questions which pop into his head. He has little to no filter and asks the things hat we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Is this an acceptable passport photo?
Asking for a friend.

Will you get into Berghain like this?
Asking for a friend.

How do you get rid of a pineapple goblin when you're on quaaludes?
Asking for a friend.

Is it safe to do a whole one of these? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for a room to rent? Must be open minded and like outer space stuff and smoking and cheese. 
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If ghost elephants don't exist, how do you explain this photo?
Asking for a friend.

Is it too warm today to wear this?
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Is this a good look for a job interview at Carphone Warehouse tomorrow?
Asking for a friend.

How do you mine the bitcoins once you've bought them?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone know what type of fish this is?
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Will you get into Berghain wearing this?
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Any strong men fancy a cry?
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Anyone want to buy a fancy chair?
Asking for a friend.