Asking For A Friend #110

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Asking For A Friend.

Asking For A Friend, that semi-regular Ransom Note feature you used to run every Friday, then every other Friday, and now every so often when you can be fucked, basically?

Yeah.

Fuck off.

OK.

Is my tan even?
Asking for a friend.

Can anyone help?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a AAA wristband for Lovebox?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for two men?
Asking for two men.

Anyone want to buy a small sombrero?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy one of these official NYC t-shirts?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a bath?
Asking for a friend.

How far back can you scroll on someone's Facebook timeline before it's considered stalking?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy this limited edition Welsh import?
Asking for a friend.

Am I on the wrong flight?
Asking for a friend.

Are these Balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Where's the fucking party at?
Asking for a friend.

How do you spell thecno?
Asking for a friend.

Is this book a suitable gift for a small child? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to join the club? 
Asking for a friend.