Asking For A Friend #106

Pack up the camper van, slap me on the left arse cheek and call me Auntie Nora – it's time for yet another tattifilarious edition of Asking For A Friend!! A vast compendium of alluring/repugnant images to warm the cockles of your heart. Parental discretion is advised, so don't say we didn't warn you when your children are running off in tears to join the Royal Navy. Are you sitting comfortably? No? Then I'll begin…

If unicorns aren't real, how do you explain this photo?
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Anyone know how to get rid of half a tattoo?
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Anyone want to buy some cheap apples?
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Will these suit a hunky geezer in his mid to late forties? 
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Anyone spare £2 please?
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Anyone want to buy a sexy artisan stalking suit? One careful owner.
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Anyone looking for a photo realistic tattoo? 
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Anyone want to adopt a cute cat? 
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Is it wrong to let your kid watch Scarface? 
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When is it International Imaginary Ladies Day?
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Will these look good with boot cut dad jeans from Asda?
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