Asking For A Friend #105

The voice inside my head said….

Oh wait, shhhh, maybe that's not the sort of thing i'm supposed to say out loud. Ah well, now it's out in the open we might as well let it all bloody well unravel. It's been a while, perhaps we were in recovery or something. Anyway, here is a list of seemingly pointless questions which each and every single one of us may or may not have asked at some point. 

Is it just us? Who knows…

This is Asking for a bloody friend…

Would this suit a 46 year old chubby funster?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone selling a horse?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a light?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone wanna buy an artisan Fox's Glacier Mint?
Asking for a friend.

Is this suitable to wear to a Men's Fashion Week party?
Asking for a friend.

Is it OK to wear some fashionable shoes you've just found?
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Do you like my tight sweater?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone else have these furry divs follow them about?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone know how to get the computer back to how it was when you first bought it?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a fully decorated Xmas tree?
Asking for a friend.

How do it worked?
Asking for a friend.

Is there your card?
Asking for a friend.

Have you seen your cat?
Asking for a friend.

If Jesus didn't exist, how was this photo taken?
Asking for a friend.