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Does it get better than this? In my new exciting column, I’d like to share with you the best of the spam I receive every week…enjoy… no really, enjoy.

“Al Muttassim B. Al-Gaddafi”<

11. April 2011 19:15:45 GMT+01:00



Dear Friend,

My name is Al Muttassim Billah Al-Gaddafi (born 1977), a former Libyan Army officer and the National Security Adviser of Libya. I am the fourth son of Libyan leader Muammar Al-Gaddafi. I want to believe that you are familiar with the stories on the media about the unrest in Libya, as the Libyan National Security Adviser to my father, I have warned him to step aside and allow the people of Libya to have their peace

but he refused, I cannot die with my father, but during this period my father gave me US$400 Million Dollars cash to keep. I was able to move US$40 Million through diplomatic immunity luggage system to an undisclosed location abroad for safe keeping which I will disclose to you if you come to agreement with me.

Due to our restricted movement, I would want you to present yourself as the beneficiary of the funds, based on this I will issue an authorization letter instructing the release of the deposit to you under 24 hours of confirmation and verification. You will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as your share while 60% will be for me, I will inform you when to transfer my share to me when the problem in my country has finally calm down. The remaining 10% is to cover all expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction. This arrangement is known to you and me alone for security reasons. I will not be able to communicate with you on phone because I am hiding in a secured place. If you are able to handle this deal kindly send email to me on my private email:, I awaiting your positive response,

may Allah’s peace be upon you.


Al Muttassim B. Al-Gaddafi

That’s me sorted then…


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Even if your sex life is already rich and fulfilling… Imagine you had a little more energy…

Or maybe you worry, when you climb under the covers, that you’re starting something you can’t finish?


And a reproductive system that could be functioning at the top of its game…


David Banga mate:

From: davidbanga <>


Date: 11 April 2011 08:48:42 GMT+01:00

To: undisclosed-recipients:;

Reply-To: davidbanga <>


You may be surprise to receive this letter from me, since you dont know me personally;

I am David Banga the son of Mr. Tony Banga who was recently murdered in a land dispute

in Zimbabwe .


From: baby baby <>

Subject: Hi

Date: 13 April 2011 23:32:44 GMT+01:00

To: undisclosed recipients: ;


How are you? i hope all is well with you, i hope you may not know me, and i don’t know who you are, My Name is Miss Mariam a good looking girl,lovely, caring with good understanding and honesty, i am just broswing now i just saw your contact it seams like some thing touches me. i started having some feelings in me which i have never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to my email so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.I believe we can move from here!

I am waiting for your mail to my email address

(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)

miss Mariam

I have to stop looking at these sites… I just feel like I’m leading people on.