This Week… Cats, Dogs And Ooglie-Booglies

"The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you." – B. B. King

“Classic' – a book which people praise and don't read.” – M. Twain

"Are you calling me a liar?" – N. Farage

"What kind of name for a dog is Pistol? Just because he's Johnny Depp doesn't mean he can be Johnny Shit-Dog-Name." – Man in bar

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." – M. Hedberg

Famous art with a fat cat. Of course.

OOGLIE BOOGLIE! Hey Red… (Does anyone else watch Futurama? No? – Ciaran)

We're all unicorns inside.

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