THIS WEEK... I AM GOING TO BITE YOU!

"There is more beauty in truth, even if it is a dreadful beauty" - John Steinbeck

THIS WEEK... I AM GOING TO BITE YOU!

"There is more beauty in truth, even if it is a dreadful beauty" - John Steinbeck

"There is more beauty in truth, even if it is a dreadful beauty" - John Steinbeck

"I consider you as fucker now." - A bad agent

"Loser terrorists..." - Donald Trump

Well, well, well... What a week it has been eh? Let's begin...

Jeremy Underground steamed in with a lengthy and subsequently deleted reply which featured gems such as, "Did I become a diva? Nope I don’t think so. I just want my comfort. I’m a stressed-out dude, I want my sauna the day after the gig."

It's fine guys, don't worry, he's allowed to act like a cunt just because he went backpacking around Asia a few years ago.

Any DJ that needs a 5 star hotel so he can play the best possible set.... hmm...

DJ's Complaining...

 

DICK FOR TWO

In the latest political gaffe to dominate Twitter and grip the minds of America for a brief news cycle until the next Trump brainfart or Apple press conference, failed Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz smashed the like button on a hardcore porn tweet in the early hours of Tuesday morning. That would be the same Ted Cruz who once argued for a Texas state law banning the sale of sex toys with the defense "there is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship." Riiiiiiight. Thankfully, we had Cruz's old Princeton roommate to illuminate us as to the senator's personal history on this matter:

And now it seems as though, despite the protestations of his senior communications advisor, poor puritanical Ted has reverted back to his wicked ways and given the ol' bishop a bloody good beating. In this day and age, the moment of an authority figure being caught out on their monstrous hypocrisy is one of the few pure, unrefined pleasures we still have left to savour. And seriously man, who the hell is finding their porn on Twitter?

ANY OTHER BUSINESS?


 

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