ASKING FOR A FRIEND #101

Anyone got a straw? Asking for a friend.

ASKING FOR A FRIEND #101

Anyone got a straw? Asking for a friend.

Stumbling through the forest of answers, hacking away at the creepers with a big fuckin' machete and suddenly knee-deep in swamp water, you finally arrive at the fountain of knowledge. Pulling yourself out of the bog and onto the small island, light streaming in through the canopy above, you cup your hands and take a sip from the waters of truth. Suddenly, all is revealed - you have found what you came here for. This is everything you ever needed. This is Asking For A Friend.


Anyone fancy a slice of cake?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a woolly jumper? Slightly worn.
Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Is this normal after injecting liquid cocaine into your head?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got £12 spare?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a family board game? Some pieces missing.
Asking for a friend.

If a man with ginger hair works in a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a light?
Asking for a car.

Someone call a cab?
Asking for a friend.

How do you appeal a court fine?
Asking for a friend.

Is this new tattoo balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a computer man?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a straw?
Asking for a friend.

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