"I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish." - Brain May
"Just do it bro', get on top of that great big wave and ride it. Surfs up, let's go get it..."
Somehow this is not how I picture Boris governing the crisis as it stands, even though it may bloody well feel like it.
As the UK prepares to take to the water, surf and stay afloat atop a burgeoning crisis and and an inevitable second wave I can't help but think that we all might be loosening our guard too soon...
British Public: But PUBS though?!
British Public: PUUUUUUUUUBS.
British Public: Screw you, I'm going to the beach.
Anyway, not got too much else to say this week as things have been pretty busy recently so I'm going to let the high quality internet memes and content do the talking as to be honest that's all this world is good for anymore... Isn't it?
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