This Week... Meditation for the weekend, vegans are killing the pie & mash industry, and that's about it.

"I know only one thing and that's that Cliff Richard looks the nuts for his age." - D. Dyer

This Week... Meditation for the weekend, vegans are killing the pie & mash industry, and that's about it.

"I know only one thing and that's that Cliff Richard looks the nuts for his age." - D. Dyer

“I had now made about 45 pictures, but what had I become? I knew all too well: a phallic symbol. All over the world I was, as a name and personality, equated with sex.” - E. Flynn

"Can't believe it's been nearly 11 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day." - D. Dyer

"I know only one thing and that's that Cliff Richard looks the nuts for his age." - D. Dyer


This Week... is all about giving you what you need and by christ that's what we're going to do today, people.

Look at you all.

It's Friday for fucks sake (FFS) and it looks like you've just realised what your Brexit vote now means. Cheer the fuck up and keep reading m8s.

You know Air Niugini? No. Okay, you've heard of an airplane though yeah? Well one came down in a Micronesia lagoon. The plane crashed in the lagoon, about 160 yards away from the runway. Fuck that.

This is also news.

Pie and mash shop closes after 128 years. Why?

'because of vegans', that's why!

He's not wrong. You can't serve food that isn't listed on the shopfront can you? No, but in all seriousness it is sad to see places like this close down. If you're food business is 'forced' to close because of the dietary trends of a minority group then you have bigger problems to worry about. You've got to adapt in the modern world, especially food. Perhaps start serving breakfast... he'd rake it in then, just think of the 'gram potential!

Just like Pizza Express, who adapted to this customer's vegan needs without a fuss.

At least he's not blaming foreigners, eh.

She better chequers herself before she wrecks herself.

But it's okay, 'cos Boris.

Point and shout. Point and shout. Point..and shout.

What's the harm in having a likkle referendum again, huh?

Right, well that's Brexit chat over for another week, thank god!

Isn't it time we had a general election?

Get ready for some fucking REAL TALK now.

Everything you've been told about plastic is wrong.

Are you the type of person that likes recommendations? Here's one.

Nah, I'm good thanks.

Again, Paul, I'm good.

Need some cooking inspo for the weekend?

Look no furhter than cooking for bae.

Mmmmmm

Where do I sign? I'll be shouting Namaste all fucking weekend if it's true!

With that in mind, I think it's time to bounce.

Happy weekending ya bastards.

Ciao. x

COMMENTS