This Week… Large Boy, Head Wounds And Slugs

"I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don't always agree with them." – G Bush

"I drank some boiling water 'cuz I wanted to whistle." – M Hedberg

"There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them." – T Pratchett

"I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." – J Carter

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." – R Dangerfield

This Aporee thing ain't so bad.

I got my first mention in Tonka's Week this week. Yes, I am Large Boy. Don't ask.

I left my house this morning and saw a glass of some form of alcoholic beverage precariously balanced on the edge of a cash machine. I did think about writing something poetic, then I saw a bottle of Becks a little further down the road and just assumed that I was no longer 'with it' because I wasn't utterly rat-arsed.

Had a wee trip to see The Hot Chips last night – ruddy brilliant performance and my proper ramblings on the topic will be up on Monday once my head has cleared. This is absolutely killer though.

Anyway, on with the internet nonsense…

Rockstars with giant slugs has been a top discovery…

Why I love the internet…

This is also why…

Yeah, I have a… head wound…

Quality hotel…

Aside from this potentially being the worst product ever, this review is one of the finest…

Apple… Mmm…

Such is life…

Right then, classroom humour…

This is a 'frog heart'…

Last thing before the weekend, butt in a kaleidoscope…

Only one more of these from me left, then you'll have to go on Reddit yourself on a Friday morning at the last minute.

Christ, think of the time you'll spend…

xx