"Come my love, kick the line." - Mark Hollis
"I know it sounds weird, but how bad, how hard can dying be?" - Cher
"Yeah, but, chain eating roasts?" - Jez
This Week lets first talk talk about Mark Hollis, lead singer of 80s synth-pop band Talk Talk, who passed away this week. His unique vocal sound and lyricism has been the source of inspiration for a generation of musicians that have followed since.
"Before you play two notes, learn how to play one note. And don't play one note unless you've got a reason to play it. The silence is above everything, and I would rather hear one note than I would two, and I would rather hear silence than I would one note."
RIP Mark Hollis
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What are you up to this weekend? Asking for your friends....
Anyway, on that note, let me finish with a pretentious —but heartfelt — use of song lyrics (Talk Talk, 'Life's What you Make It"). You'd be clever to take this advice you mugs! SING WITH ME NOW!....
Baby, life's what you make it / Can't escape it
Baby, yesterday's favorite / Don't you hate it
Baby life's what you make it / Don't back date it
Baby, don't try to shade it / Beauty is naked
Baby, life's what you make it / Celebrate it
Anticipate it / Yesterday's faded / Nothing can change it / Life's what you make it
Oh, and lastly, planning a big one this Friday? Watch out, mum in a Junior Boy's Own jumper is about...