This Week... Diet Tips, Prince Charles And Dj Tattoos

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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." – Johnny Carson

"I'm a DJ. I get the party started." – Avicii

"I learned the way a monkey learns – by watching its parents." – Prince Charles

So.. Cambridge Analytica has caused a right proper shitstorm, eh! Facebook, Trump and Israel hackers. Sounds like a recipe for ~~disaster~~ success! Worse still, the LIB DEMS — remember them? — have been harvesting data from Myspace. When will it end?

This Week I thought I'd mix it up and provide some video content shining a light on some of the things I get up to. Especially interesting for all you foodies who read and digest This Week every week. Hi, Jane.

Prince Charles' unnoficial biography is out, which shows him to be a fucking royal nutcase. Called, 'Rebel Prince', it reveals that Charlie was unaware what cling film was until when he was with Camilla; employs four gardeners who “lie flat, nose down on a trailer” to hand pluck weeds, because of the prince’s hatred of pesticides; and retired Indian servicemen prowl through the undergrowth at night with torches and handpick slugs from the plants of leaves.

I have a Prince Albert. Look.

I've been thinking about getting a tattoo. Something iconic… like a swallow on my wrists or tear drop just beneath eye. I'm not sure but really inspired by pre-radio-full-acid-house Bruno Brooks.