This Week… Council Uproar and Nonsense News!

“Refer to me as Britney Spears.”

It’s sunny outside so for once you’ve caught me in a good mood. There’s blue skies, birds are chirping and I just watched a great boat travel down the canal so maybe, just maybe, this weekend might be alright? Time will tell… 

Anyway, this week was all about one thing, the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee. Yes, that’s right – big sh*t is poppin’ off in little England. Jackie Weaver’s authority was questioned, standing orders were read, meetings weren’t attended which should have been despite the fact that they never happened. It all f*cking kicked off and if you have no idea what I’m talking about then you should probably go right ahead and watch the video in the link above… 

Meanwhile, some bloke kicked a snowman and didn’t apologise.

Former royal correspondent Jennie Bond has taken a left turn of sorts having joined WWE to take part in a whole different kind of royal rumble. Although, knowing what Prince Andrew is like I wouldn’t be surprised if she was already familiar with sweaty, oily men looking for a grope or a wrestle. 

Somebody let their dog off the lead in Richmond Park… again.  Oh and a bloke travelled 300 miles to pleasure himself beneath the stars in a layby. 

Anyway, here’s some memes and stuff…