“If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.”
"Second place is just the first place loser."
"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
"The Tory party is at is strongest when it is in tune with the hopes and aspirations of Britain's hard-working, ...
"Everything has a meaning, if only we could read it."
I was a bandwagon jumper. If everybody in high school listened to it, so did I.
"If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?"
"I am not doddery... doddery I am not!"
"Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for ...
"This is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic."
"This disease, called COVID 19, will be over much sooner than you think."
"Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to ...
"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
"Tell me what do you see?"
"My favourite sounds are the high, spacey ones that are very ambient."
"I've been to Disneyland, like, 10 times. I'm getting really tired of Disneyland."
"2020 is going to be a defining year for streamers."
"There is no darkness but ignorance"
"I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish."
"You can write criticism at home in your underwear."