"This could have been an email."
"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore."
"I think it's a myth that American public or any other public is so stupid that they need to be ...
"If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles."
"Hello Europe?"
"Being on the road isn't hell - it's pure pleasure now."
"You can say a lot of things about me, but you can never say I don't take risks."
“If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.”
"Second place is just the first place loser."
"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."
"The Tory party is at is strongest when it is in tune with the hopes and aspirations of Britain's hard-working, ...
"Everything has a meaning, if only we could read it."
I was a bandwagon jumper. If everybody in high school listened to it, so did I.
"If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?"
"I am not doddery... doddery I am not!"
"Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for ...
"This is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic."
"This disease, called COVID 19, will be over much sooner than you think."
"Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to ...
"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
"Tell me what do you see?"
