"Like parched wilderbeast who've prowled across the desert in search of a drop of the elixir of life."
Eggs, Meat, Eggs, Meat, Jesus!
Hunger is coming...
"Has it come to this?"
"God save our... oh screw it."
"I personally welcome our new digital overlords."
"To a festival you may go!"
"Quality is always fashionable"
Really...
"Refer to me as Britney Spears."
"Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who ...
"This could have been an email."
"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore."
"I think it's a myth that American public or any other public is so stupid that they need to be ...
"If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles."
"Hello Europe?"
"Being on the road isn't hell - it's pure pleasure now."
"You can say a lot of things about me, but you can never say I don't take risks."
“If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.”
"Second place is just the first place loser."
"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."