Robert Popper used to write the superb Timewaster Letters. Now he entertains himself by phoning people up and pretending to be a mad, time wasting old duffer. Naturally, when he phones Tory HQ he's indistinguishable from all their standard callers, and his references to pigeon wrestling seem to barely raise a murmer of inquiry. Enjoy...
And for your bonus round - here he is with UKIP-
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