Asking For A Friend #92

"To know yourself as the Being underneath the thinker, the stillness underneath the mental noise, the love and joy underneath the pain, is freedom, salvation, enlightenment." – Eckhart Tolle

To think aloud is a beautiful thing, look how far man has come upon our little planet. We maintain a great empire, lead with a fist of steel and solve problems sent from the great beyond. However, there are still some questions which we are yet to answer. Find some of the most perilous below…

Anyone want to buy an Erotic Fifty Shades Of Grey Starter Kit?
Asking for a friend.

How did the person who invented the first clock know what the time was?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a photo of Hank Solo and Princess Lady for The Space Wars Day?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pair of sun bed goggles?
Asking for Thom Yorke.

Anyone want to buy an artisan Ja Rule Clock?
Asking for a friend.