Asking For A Friend #88

Anyone want to buy a sexy stalking suit?

Asking For A Friend #88

Anyone want to buy a sexy stalking suit?

Why oh why Delilah? That was a stupid question eh? Well not as stupid as some of these. 

We return to our mystical mogul who sweats the small stuff and asks what the whole damn world wants to know the answer to. A hero amongst men, he asks for a friend.

If Yetis don't exist, how the fuck do you explain this photo then? 
Asking for a friend.

Does my drawn on beard match my hair colour?
Asking for Noel.

Anyone want to buy a sexy stalking suit? 
One careful owner.
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a bespoke artisan clock?
One careful owner.
Asking for a friend.

How do you get a photo removed from the papers?
Asking for Reverend Ket.

Are these balearic?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a copy of this on Phillips LaserDisc?
Asking for a friend.

Is this normal?
Asking for a friend.

Is this normal after drinking ayahuasca for two weeks?
Asking for a friend.


 

 

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