Asking For A Friend #83

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend 'Vegan Special'.

Is black pudding a vegetable?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pop up artisan vegan burger?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone care to join us for some versatile chicken?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a packet of fun children's meat cylinders?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone know where you can buy a copy of this from? 
Asking for a friend.

Hey ladies! Looking for romance?
Asking for a friend.