Asking For A Friend #71

Anyone want to buy press passes for a drug festival next summer? Asking for a friend.

Asking For A Friend #71

Anyone want to buy press passes for a drug festival next summer? Asking for a friend.

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.


Anyone want to buy a Samsung 7? Comes with free suit.
Asking for a friend.

Will the devaluation of the pound affect cocaine and ecstasy prices?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to come to ours for a party tonight?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone up for babysitting tonight?
Asking for a friend.

If I use a gold bin liner, will my neighbours realise I'm better than them? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy press passes for a drug festival next summer?
Asking for a friend.


 

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