Asking For A Friend #66

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone want to buy a bootleg erotic t-shirt?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a purple swimming sweater?
Asking for a friend.

Has anyone got the Schytts in their record bag? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a taxidermied bear what I did? 
Asking for a friend.