Asking For A Friend #65

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone know where to buy this magazine?
Asking for a friend.

Has anyone got a bit of washing up liquid I can borrow?
Asking for a friend.

Is there any money to be made from being a 45 year old rent boy in Soho? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a magazine? One careful owner.
Asking for a friend.

Am I a bit sexy?
Asking for a friend.

Does it still count towards your steps if the cat wears the Fitbit for you?
Asking for a friend.