Asking For A Friend #63

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Is it safe to do a whole one of these? 
Asking for a friend.

Will these make a 45 year old chubby funster look sexy?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy the new Star Wars film on artisan VHS?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone wanna buy tickets to Berghain? 
Asking for a friend.

Can someone fucking help me?
Asking for a cat.

Can you spare 20p for a cuppa tea?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone wanna buy an authentic real life Pokemon?
Asking for a friend.