Asking For A Friend #61

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone need a lift? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy some authentic artisan Star Trek pants?

Asking for a friend.

My tan even?

Asking for a friend.

Are we balearic? 

Asking for some Divs.

Anyone want to buy a taxidermied goat looking all dapper and shit?

Asking for a friend.

Is this a good look if you want people to think you're a rainbow haired plastic Viking cunt?

Asking for a friend.

What's the best way to ask a question for a friend, without making it look like you're asking for yourself? 

Asking for a friend.