Asking For A Friend #59

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

If I wear this out and about, will people take me more serious? 

Asking for a friend.

Is this book a suitable gift for a small child? 

Asking for a friend.

Do they still publish 'Roy magazine?

Asking for a friend.

Would these look good on a 45 year old chubby geezer? 

Asking for a friend.

If I buy these Rick Owens boots for £500 will people think I'm a sex robot from the future? 

Asking for a friend.

If I wear this on holiday will people know I'm from England? 

Asking for a friend.

Am I on the wrong flight?

Asking for a friend.

Is the flat earth run by evil reptilian Illuminati overlords?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a limited edition couture Burberry Metro? 

Asking for a friend.

Why don't I get any matches on Tinder?

Asking for a friend.