Asking For A Friend #57

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud.

Asking For A Friend #57

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud.

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.


Why can't I get a job? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a lift to Glastonbury?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy my new album of psychedelia, onion slag and cosmic dungaree techno? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need some artisan boots for Glastonbury?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pair of woolen sex trousers?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a waterproof outfit for Glastonbury?
Asking for a friend.

Are these balearic? 
Asking for a friend.


 

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