Asking For A Friend #55

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Anyone want to buy a trendy artisan lunchbox hat?

Asking for a friend.

Is my bronzed tan even? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy an erotic sex onesie? 

Asking for a friend.

Where are the best hedgerows and bushes in Hatfield to find used copies of Razzle and Hustler? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone got a light?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pair of tropical house shoes? 
Comes with free Batman sticker. 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone know the name of this acid house track? Has a drum beat what goes doof doof doof doof and a squidgy noise on top. 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone got anymore of this vintage artisan cocaine?

Asking for Fiona Bruce.

Anyone want to buy some cheap gluten free cereal?

Asking for a friend.

Where's the best place to buy sweet potatoes?

Asking for a friend.

Is this a good profile pic for Tindr?

Asking for a friend.

What day is it?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy this magic book that slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression and stress and tackles cancer. Yep tackles cancer! 

Asking for Noel Edmonds.

Where's this fucking party at? 

Asking for a friend.

Where's this fucking party at?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy an official adidas X cat?

Asking for a friend.

If your right foot has turned into a carrot overnight, should you call 999?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a set of artisan cutlery?

Asking for a friend.